Cache everything with WordPress

I understand what they want but I think the desire comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of what should or should not be cached from a Wordpress site.

They are trying to shove a square peg through a round hole and then wondering why it is hard.

If they did have the “bypass on cookie” feature in the free version, and turned on Cache Everything; they would largely get the same results from my simpler free version. (cache standard, use origin cache) since Wordpress largely operates with cookies.

A user can always generate a completely static version of their front page and cache that if their landing page load times are too high.